I realise I left you all hanging on The Ferret's marital status and for that I am truly sorry.
Well it turns out that he does have to wait until after Ramadan, but what happened the other evening was effectively his engagement to the lovely Samira. Indeed, his story changed a little (or he just actually understood the question this time) and it turns out she is 36, not 24. But she still beeeeeeg wooooooman niice.
I am sorry to have neglected you for the last few days but life here has shifted into second gear. I must admit I did have a free evening on Monday but I wasn't very motivated. Then I sat down to write this yesterday and got completely sidetracked by the realisation that my laptop has an intergrated microphone so I can use Skype properly. Which I immediately and lengthily put to the test.
Anyway, here I am now and it is getting a little late but I still want to make sure I catch up.
Last Saturday, after my quick post about the weather, I went out to the international school for the panto auditions. I rocked up expecting something fairly relaxed, to find instead a rather professional set-up! First I was asked to sing - talk about being put on the spot! I ended up singing happy birthday as I couldn't think of anything else! They decided I could do a solo part with a bit of voice coaching from the music lady, who has experience as a singing teacher (what?!?! what happened to the singalong??). Then I went and sat over by the audition for the parts, waiting tremulously to be summoned for the part of the hen. They eventually called my named, and asked me to try a part along with Ide. This first character was a comedy part, as Ali Baba's rival. Then we sat down again, watched other people try different characters and started to relax a little.
The choreographer (!!) then came up and gathered all the remaining people to go and dance. To be honest I wasn't very taken with this lady at the first meeting, as she was rather too upper class hippyish for me. However, she turned to actually be quite nice and I enjoyed her little dance routine/exercises. We had fun attempting to dance like pirates (arrrrr) and then it was time to go.
But not quite yet. The director, writer and producer wanted Ide and I to come and try a different part: The King and Queen. The Queen is a larger-than-life character and following the director's tips after the first run-through I snapped into my best Hyacinth Bucket/Bouquet and had a bit of fun. Matthew always did say I had a lot in common with her.
This time, that was it. Matthew C, who I will from now refer to as Chewy or Choo Choo so we don't get confused with 'my' Matthew, had come to pick me up on the way to his house, to go and inspect the progress there. It was a house that I had originally visited on the pre-visit so very interesting to see how it has come along.
After this we headed into town to go to a restaurant called Barcelona, which, believe it or not, sells Spanish food. It was a nice dinner and a nice change from being in the canteen, although a bit pricey (for here). As we were leaving I ran into Xavier, who runs the canteen here at the LCM and, it turns out, owns Barcelona! Talk about a small world...
After dinner we tried to look at some furniture shops for some temporary furniture as Choochoo needs to move in this weekend. Unfortunatley only an abominable one was open at that time (9pm). It seems like things only open at 10pm, so they drove me back then headed back into town. CC told me he got home at 12.30pm after a few hours of complete madness (and some very bad furniture sightings). Now I truly remember why I wanted to buy everything at home.

My rash has stopped spreading but has by no means disappeared. In fact, it has become incredibly itchy and lumpy. I have put a disgusting photo of my thumb here but both my hands pretty much look like this and even Ferret has noticed it and wanted to take me straight to Medilink. I will go there tomorrow to get stronger antihistamines. By the way, I have not eaten fish or egg since the last visit but it doesn't seem to have helped :-(
Sunday was back to work, and Phil-my-new-boss was back in town. I just kept on reading up on the geology that day and going to the afternoon meeting for the rig, and we agreed to sit down on Monday to discuss my tasks and targets.
As I left the office, clouds of dust were blowing around the parking place outside and I had to cover my eyes and dart into the car. The weather was rather grey so I didn't go swimming, but just had a cosy evening in my room. About half an hour after dinner I suddenly heard a strange sound on the covered walkway outside my door...was that a downpour?
There followed a 1st class comedy moment where, intrigued, I opened my door and stuck my head out to witness this rare event...only to find that all my neighbours were doing exactly the same! So we all exchanged knowing nods, stuck our hands out to catch a few drops (yes, they were real!) and stare for a further minute before retreating into our rooms.
That excitement over, I woke up to a much cooler and fresher morning. It was only 20 degrees C!! and that is when I realised that, despite the constant aircon, I have already started to climatise to this place. Anyway, off to work a bit earlier today (I asked Ferret to come at 7.45 so he turned up at 8) and time for a serious word with the little mammal. Basically his driving had been getting increasingly erratic and unsafe over the last week, driving too fast, to aggressively and gesticulating away with both hands off the steering wheel.
That morning, he turned out of the LCM driveway and put his foot down. Time for me to do the same. I snapped at him to slow down, and when he tried to tell me that 100 was OK eeen Libya, I just told him again to slow down. Then I didn't say another word until we reached halfway and he couldn't bear it any longer, and commented that I was not happy. I explained to him why and that I would rather be 3 minutes late than have him try and catch up his delay and get us killed. He took it on board.
I discussed this with Choochoo who then went and told his driver that evening that I was thinking of firing the Ferret as he was not driving safely. Needless to say, the good old network did the trick. Monday evening Ferret was already very apologetic but by Tuesday evening, when the message had filtered through to him, he was the model driver and has been ever since.
To confirm the rumours I also have been sharing a car in the morning with visitors from the Hague who are staying here too, with a different driver. Although I have been doing this purely out of logistical thinking, he thinks it has something to do with his driving and tardiness.
So, to cut a long story short, driver problem: sorted. For now.
My tasks and targets review with Phil went well; it's in fact almost as if he'd read my work wish list and brought it all together in a neat little package! So I am going to be very busy over the next few months, but I am very happy, if a little scared by the responsibility involved. Time to take the leap! I cannot believe how differently I feel going into work and thinking about what I am going to be doing, compared to when I was in Rijswijk. Rather than send myself to sleep thinking about my project, I am instead already feeling sucked in and involved. I seem to have so much more energy around the office and I can feel my brain has been switched on to full again. And I remember why I was so happy in Salym and why I had promised myself to remember that the grass is, indeed, greener outside that black hole called Rij. As in, much much greener. It's an oasis out here!
Yesterday I sat down with Yvan and he briefed me on the daily paperwork that needs to be done for the well, so today I had a dry run with him supervising, and I've pretty much mastered it now. He is going home for a long weekend on Friday so I am going to be standing in for him and so is Jimmy. Exciting stuff (in theory...we'll see if we get any drilling done in the next few days). I feel rather more confident now that I know what I need to do/how it works here.
I'm getting tired now so will rattle on about my work a bit more in later posts - after all, I suspect that's going to make up a large part of my stories here.

Last night in the canteen I found a new fruit in the fruit bowl: here is a photo of it. Yes, it's pomegranate season!! :-) It is still sitting on my desk for now but will be much enjoyed tomorrow! I had dinner with one of the visiting GP (Gas&Power) guys who is based in Tunis. He is our security consultant for North Africa and had a few interesting stories. Funnily enough he had heard of Alette from our field trip in Tunisia (not by name, but reports of a European girl who had learnt some Arabic in Libya!). Just goes to show.
Today was busy; apart from normal work I asked a colleague to explain a geophysical technique to me (VSP - will explain later)...ouch, my head! This was one time where my brain was not switched on, rusty and reminding me why I never really enjoyed physics!!
I also went to see the landlord to discuss the bits that need fixing before I move in, and he will sign the contract tomorrow (inch'allah...).
This evening, Ide and Mirja invited me round for dinner at their house. Yvan was there too and we had a lovely evening sitting in their front garden eating the North African food she cooked. They live fairly close to the office, basically in town-ish rather than in the expat former countryside ghetto that I will be living in. On the plus side, they have loads of shops within walking distance. On the other hand, it is very noisy (except for during Iftar at the moment...everything was so still!) and they don't have the amazing Janzour fruit stalls.
By far the biggest event of the day was the arrival of my airfreight :-)) I received two books and a DVD of mine in a paper bag yesterday and was wondering what on earth had happened to the remaining 74.8kg so was rather chuffed to receive a phone call today saying my box had arrived at the office! The next unresolvable question was what to do with it, as the box would not fit in reception or into Moktar's car. I came out to find 7 Libyan men milling around the delivery pick-up truck waving hands and generally not knowing what to do. So I asked the transport people to organise a driver with a big car, who drove the box over to LCM for me and got them to leave it in my room. Problem solved. I am just about getting the knack of declaring what I want in a determined voice, which seems to be the only way to get anything almost done here.
When I got back to my room, I was greeted by the sight of my big box full of books, clothes, shoes and DVDs...hooray! I can now stop wearing my choice of 1 casual outfit and 1 business outfit and just wear proper work clothes to the office!
On that note, I'm off to the landy of 40 000 winks!